BitchCon
The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.
"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."
"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."
"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."