Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

俚语	turd degree burn
释义	Turd Degree Burn (N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn" Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good" Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that." Turd Degree Burn When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass? Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn Turd Degree Burn When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom. John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.
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