Turdfuckin

Pronounced; 'Turd-Fuckin' but done really fast so that the listener questions whether or not you actually said 'turduckin' or if their initial instincts were correct and they did infact, hear you say 'turd-fuckin':
Def; When someone, traditionally known as a 'Hill-Billy, Fucks it during the American holiday of 'Thanksgiving' by reaching into the propane powered, yard-side, deep fryer with inadequate tongs and then tries to catch it with their bare hands when the tongs fold up like a late 2000s tech firm.