turd gobbler
a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.
"you goin' out tonight?"
"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."
"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."
Turd Gobbler
A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.
"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"