Turdify
The opposite of Midas Touch: magically transform the object into faeces i.e. turd -> turdify.
Keep him away from this project, he tends to turdify stuff.
turdify
1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.
1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.
terdify, turdify
To become stupid, a symptom of being too smart, reading l33t constantly, or sitting in one spot for extended periods of time. A dirivative of tard or turd.
Dude, I'm so turdified.
Momentary terdificatation.
Momentary terdificatation.
Turdified
To turn to shit
I turdified my still life nude in oils when I mixed bugger brown into my duck egg blue but she said she preferred it that way