turdinator
Verb: Pronounced Turd-in-ator Used to describe an individual, either male or female who has a bowel movement fetish and is always taking pictures of his own feces, shit, floating in the toilet.
Michael is such a turdinator, he's always taking pictures or his shit.
Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!
Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!
Turdinator
A turd, that no matter how many times you flush, will not go down the toilet, requiring one to crush it with a plunger handle to destroy it.
That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!
dog turdin’ it
When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
speed turdin'
the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
Turdinator
A gun that shoots turds at such high speeds it can penetrate the skin, causing severe rug burns wherever shot
Darren: “Yo dude watch out my guy! That man has a Turdinator!”
Bob: “You’re right broski! Thanks for the warning!”
Bob: “You’re right broski! Thanks for the warning!”
straight turdin
Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"