Turdkeeper
Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.
Similar to the word "Timekeeper"
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Similar to the word "Timekeeper"
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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.
Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.
Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.