Turd lasagna
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!