turd loaf
similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
turd loaf
Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.
Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!