Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

俚语	turd locked
释义	Turd locked A person who is constipated Jimmy has been turd locked since last week! Turd Lock Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started. Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock " Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two? Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"." Turd lock A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal. Aw shit the cat has another turd lock
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