turdminer
1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.
2. One who likes butt play.
2. One who likes butt play.
A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."
B: "Your such a turdminer."
Turdminator
A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water
Mom, check out this turdminator