turdonkey
A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.
I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.