turd savant
Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.
That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!
Turd savant
A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.
Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.