Turd Souffle
A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle