Turds With Friends
(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.
Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
Turds With Friends
Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.
Everytime I go to the bathroom, I bring my cell phone so I can catch up on my Turds with Friends games.
Turds with Friends
Playing Words with Friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. You get a personal bonis if you play a poop themed word.
Phil: <IM through WWF> I just played effluvia, I get a bunch of points and a personal bonus>
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
Turds with friends
Taking pictures of your bowel movements to share & compare with your friends via picture message on a mobile device.
Dick - "What took you so long in the crap-closet?"
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"
Turd Friend
Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"
La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend