Turdtablist
The opposite of a turntablist. Referring to DJ's or Producers who have no mixing skills, or produce underground music that is most fitting for tweens. The most famous turdtablist is David Guetta, who is making songs with any pop star who has a free afternoon off.
"I hope this club is good, the last one had a turdtablist playing all night long."
"At least David Guetta is keeping it real, he is a true turdtablist."
"At least David Guetta is keeping it real, he is a true turdtablist."