Turd Tour
Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers won’t know the demonic things you’re capable of.
“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”
“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”
“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”