Turdwrestling
"Turdwrestling" - the act of instinctively moving in an aggressive manner on the toilet to ensure a stuck or dehyrdrated piece of fecal matter leaves the rectum.
"I spent 30 minutes turdwrestling last night before I finally was able to poop"
"He was so dehydrated from drinking the night before, he spent the better part of his morning turdwrestling on the toilet"
"The Doctor has me on so many medicines, I am constantly turdwrestling to pass a simple poop"
"He was so dehydrated from drinking the night before, he spent the better part of his morning turdwrestling on the toilet"
"The Doctor has me on so many medicines, I am constantly turdwrestling to pass a simple poop"