Turf ass
When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.
Oh boy, he has severe turf ass!
Tennessee Turf Ass
When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole
“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”
Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch
I hate him
Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!