Turftank
turftank: Having the back side of ones balls munched while squatting over a face, the squatter holding the hair of person preforming the turf tank.
Ol' girl gave me turftank the other night, she really knows how to get in there and tank the turf.
No way am I getting a turftank at that restaurant! They cook their noodles way past al dente
No way am I getting a turftank at that restaurant! They cook their noodles way past al dente