Turf turd
The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.
"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2
Turf Turds
The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.
It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...
Turf Turd
When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.
I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.