turgidity
The consistency and form of a turd.
Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking"
turgid
The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner
Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group
Turgid
a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P
turgid
adj. something that is gross or unseemly
Man, that is a turgid baby.
Turgid
A word used to describe something or someone annoying.
Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"
Turgid
A very pregnant animal
That ewe is very turgid
turgid reflex
boner
I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning