turkey bastin' it
The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.
"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."
Turkey Bastin
When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.
Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.