turkey dick
How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean
"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."
Turkey dick
The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious
The turkey dick is very tasty
turkey-dick
To screw someone over.
I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
Turkey dick
A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.
Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!
Turkey dick
A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking
Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick
Turkey Dick
When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work
*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.
Dick Turkey
An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"