turkeyness
The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.
I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!
Turkeyism
Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys
John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"
Turkeyness
The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!
Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"