turkey squirt
the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.
guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"
Turkey Squirts
A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.
"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."
Turkey Squirt
When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
Happy TURKEY SQUIRTing!!!