turkey timers
A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
turkey timer
A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.
reverse turkey timer
When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go
I put my finger up her ass and she let it slide. Reverse turkey timer
Turkey Timer has popped
To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."