Turkish Curry
when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"