Turkish Minstrel
This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.
The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel