Turkish Shotgun
When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.
Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.
Turkish Shotgun
When you jerk off and right before cumming run across the room and quickly blow it in your partner's ass.
My girlfriend was sleeping naked so I jerked off and surprised her with a turkish shotgun.