Turkish Thunder Whip
When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.
I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.
Turkish Thunder Whip
The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.
Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!