turley
The toilet, the pot where one goes to the bathroom in.
"I just punished my roommates turley because I have no toilet paper in my bathroom."
turley twister
A penis so special it got a second.d chance at life. Can lead sisters to fight. Stay clear of this member unless you are willing to be dickmatized.
Dont get sucked up in that Turley Twister.
The Turley Treatment
Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.
A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.
Evan Turley
The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth
Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Naomi turley
Definition of speed
Naomi turley is speed
Turley Wurly
Someone who people refer to as a ‘Curly Wurly’ so she will say “Shut uppppp”
Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly
Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly
“Hello Turley Wurly’
“shut up joe!”
“shut up joe!”
Turley Wurly
Someone who gets called Turkey Wurly which rhymes with “Curly wurley”.
This is done to annoy someone :)
This is done to annoy someone :)
“Hi Turley Wurly,”
“Shut up joe!”
“Shut up joe!”