turn two
taking a dump.
"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."
Turning two
Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.
Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"
Guy 2: "Just turning two."
Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."
Guy 2: "Just turning two."
Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."