Turtise
Combination of the words turtle and tortoise, commonly used as an insult. No actual meaning.
"You're a turtise"
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO
or
"OMG, I totally just ran into a tutise on my way to the chess club. LOLz" *tear* LMAO