Turtleblast
When in desperate need of a shit, the Turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a shit-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.
"I was 69'ing this girl the other day when i totally got Tutleblasted in the face!"
"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"
"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"