Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned

Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run

俚语	turtle hunting
释义	Turtle hunting Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like. Friend- "dude where'd you go" You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting" turtle hunting The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head. I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds. hunting turtle A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned Dude I found a strange turtle That's a hunting turtle... Run
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