Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

Turtle weed

1. Chlorodesmis fastigiata - beautiful sea plant known to feed on algae.

2. Shrek Bush - Nasty coloured pubes.

That chick looks goth but undressed she's got turtle weed.

俚语	turtle in the weeds
释义	Turtle in the weeds When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds" Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair" Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards" Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?" Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!" Turtle weed 1. Chlorodesmis fastigiata - beautiful sea plant known to feed on algae. 2. Shrek Bush - Nasty coloured pubes. That chick looks goth but undressed she's got turtle weed.
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