Turtlenick
An uncircumcised penis on a Canadian named Nick.
Girl: Whip it out Nick!
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.