Turtle Penis
a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.
Turd Ferg has a turtle penis.
turtle penis
someone that takes a long time to get laid.
My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis
Turtle penis
The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like
I want to suck on a turtle penis!
Holy turtle penis
When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG
something like:
TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*
B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!
TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*
B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!
Penis Turtle
A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house
You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.
Turtle Penis
When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
Turtle penis
a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.