Turtle Pussy
Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.
Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .
turtle pussy
Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.
girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."