Turtle Smuggler
In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.
Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.
Turtle smuggler
Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution
Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.