turtle snack
this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head
Philly: yo have you seen Koop?
Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..
Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!
Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..
Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!