Turtles on the Beach
A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
Turtle Beach
A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.
Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.
Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.
Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.
Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.
Awesome when opponents don't.
Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.
Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.
Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.
Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.
Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"
"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
turtle beach
Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.
I just bought a turtle beach x3!
-wow, what a waste of money.
-wow, what a waste of money.
Turtle beach
A sexual position in where you strap each of your testicles to the participants respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming "Aww, Fuck yeah cunt!".
"My dad gave me a turtle beach for Christmas last year".
turtle beach
A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.
Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night
Turtle-Beach Headband
The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
Turtle Beach Hair
The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.
"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."