Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

俚语	turtle sweater
释义	Turtle Sweater The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse. Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist! Turtle Neck Sweater A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'. Random Guy says: "RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!" "Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man." - Eager customer says turtle neck sweater when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.
随便看	thr/eat threat threat actors threatblue threat construction threatdestroyer threatened threatening threatening aura threatening bowel movement (tbm) threatening bowel movement (tbm) threatenizing threaten your ncoer leadership threat-fiction threat girl threathened threathening threating threatjecting threatless threat level 1,000 threat level 1,000 threat level menace threat level midnight threat level mud-night