Turtle Sweater
The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.
Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!
Turtle Neck Sweater
A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
turtle neck sweater
when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.