Turtle Tank
When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
Turtle Tanked
When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.
Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
Turtle Tank Stank
the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.
Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?
Warm Turtle-Tank
The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.
Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."