Tuxi

Ancient Indian (or Native American) term meaning penis.

A shtupido. A dim dum. A doocus. An annoyance. A lovable kid.

Tuxy, the name for the penguin which is the mascot for linux. He is generally made out to look very cute and/or cuddly.

Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.

A tuxy woo woo is a illness that gets contracted by playing either call of duty or sweating on fortnite
When you have tuxy woo woo you make a lot of snorting noised and scream when you don't want to, these are called "weird tux noises"
The only way to remove the tuxy woo woo illness is to either
1. play haciana twilight on black ops 4
2. rub a cod on yourself butt naked
3. go under the deep ocean
or 4. throw up enough to make the tuxy woo woo vanish