Tuxspeedo
A one-piece article of clothing which is tight and covers the crotch and buttocks. It is black and has the silhouette of a tie or bow tie on the front. It is acceptable as either formal wear or swim wear.
Girl at formal ball: I love a man in a Tuxspeedo, wanna go swimming later?
Stud in Tuxspeedo: Sure thing, with my Tuxspeedo I’m always ready for a dip in the pool.
Stud in Tuxspeedo: Sure thing, with my Tuxspeedo I’m always ready for a dip in the pool.
Tuxspeedo
A suit that's way too tight.
The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.