twangler
The drawstrings of a hoodie that make your sweatshirt look retarded if they're uneven
Hey bud, you look like an idiot with your twanglers all fucked up like that
Dick Twangler
Someone who often times poisons the watering hole and also likes to take their long penis and spin it on the flip of a dime.
Wow, Johnny sure is a Dick Twangler. He knows how to really show the ladies hes hung like a wonka.