twanzinator
one pertaining to a twanz. a spunky male that pulls socks up to their knees with sandals and enjoys platinum blue flannels; enjoys totes on a cool winters night and watching 'ghost hunters', with a dream of one day becoming a real live, ghost hunter himself.
based on the smash hit "Operator" performed by Jim Croce, one can substitute "Operator" for "Twanzinator"