Twaquera
Combination name of Tara and Joaquin (Phoenix).
Similar examples are Bennifer (Ben & Jennifer), Brangelina (Brad & Angelina), Tomkat (Tom & Katie) and Stara (Sarah & Tara).
Me: Gals, guess what?
Gals: What?
Me: Joaquin and I are gettin' hitched!
Gals: What, so you guys are gonna be put in the category of Twaquera to save time of saying your full names?
Me: Shit. Didn't think a that. Wedding's off.
Me: Gals, guess what?
Gals: What?
Me: Joaquin and I are gettin' hitched!
Gals: What, so you guys are gonna be put in the category of Twaquera to save time of saying your full names?
Me: Shit. Didn't think a that. Wedding's off.